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So now people are saying they can see wings on my back and are asking me stupid things like how I cook with talons and such.

I'm starting to think that the actual root cause of at least half of all weird things in this city involves collective drug trips or something. Seriously, wings? White feathered wings with brown structures that resemble my clothing color and the feathers on my hat? What, am I some sort of angel or something now?

... I wonder if I could use that as a sales gimmick.

[Private to self; hackable]

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Does anyone know where I can get a lot of cheap space heaters?

Oh god it's getting so cold at night...

I need to start getting business again.

Not enough people have been going on and off campus these last few weeks, and it's all drying up.

... Damn it, where are those demons who were going around offering deals for power? I'm sure I could find some way to use that to increase business!

Okay, so

I'm reading this article in the Duel Spirit times

WHO THE HELL SERIOUSLY THOUGHT "DUEL SPIRIT BABIES" WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!

ONE-HUNDRED EYES DRAGON SHOULD NOT BE CUTE!

Yay for something resembling decent traffic!

The Sparrow Cart's promotion for the Genex tournament must, sadly, draw to a close. However, I will offer free food (limited portions naturally) for those who choose to provide a spectacle with tournament duels near the cart! Come and enjoy fine beef and seafood.

[Private to Lady In Red]

Still not impressed, sadly. I'm trying to find people even worth testing... This method isn't working so well. Maybe free will work.

Not enough traffic to the shop lately. People are too occuped with - of course!

A-ahem!

The Sparrow Cart is now announcing a special for the Real Genex tournament! 5% off of all items for each standard Genex Medallion in your possession! Holders of Real Genex Medallions will, instead, get exclusive specials!

[Private]

And this'll help isolate my search, too... If they have 5, they have to be pretty good. I wonder if it's wrong to want someone to actually best me...

Fuck-ass called me a chicken after I kicked the junk out of him in the Trial!

Urgh... I'd better go find that "Hoshi", maybe she stands a chance e_e;

... Hospital? Oooh, this could be entertaining.

Observational notes on an Academy student.

His name is Bartholomew Kidd. He seems to like having a very pirate-y aesthetic... I certainly don't get it, but oh well.

I shared some recent tidbits with him, and he seemed interested. He also talked about the idea that the one who fights strong enough will make their way to their dreams...

I'm thinking typical Shonen kid, but he might have potential. The circumstances didn't allow me a chance to test him properly, but I think it might be worthwhile to shortlist him for some additional tests as soon as he gets his CACs approved at your reasonable convienience.

((OOC: Strike isn't there IC'ly, of course.))

If the opportune comes up, I will of course personally run him through my trial.

Sincerely,
Harpie Girl.

What the hell is this smog that's covering half the city?

I can't operate my business properly if everyone has to wear masks.

[Private]

I should probably just move over to the island side, it seems clear over there. Wonder what the permit requirements are...

[Private]

I swear to god, I hate Gensokyo and everyone from there. Or at least, all of them who are currently here.

I'll get my revenge on Kaguya, god damn it.

But there's still the job... I need to target more students. Surely someone can pass the Trial of Information, my deck isn't even that exceptional!

[Public]

The Sparrow Cart is proud to announce it's first special! Two lamprey kebobs are now just 400 yen until next Sunday! Come by and try this fine delicacy, already receiving positive reviews from Domino newspapers!

Hah! That girl didn't stand a chance, and she had a Spirit to cover her and all!

That will teach her to not eat poultry! Perhaps even a new customer!

All the while, I get the first paystub from that one girl who got me to come here in the first place. Now, who to test next~

(OOC: Mystia didn't even mention chicken. Basically, from here on in, she's going to take her Harpie Girl form and attack a student every so often when someone is interested in volunteering. And apparently, every time she causes hallucinations with her singing, she herself will hallucinate Yuyuko and run the hell away.)